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A nice dude. Also known as jimmy fasmir or fas. Not to be mistaken with Alfredo. Maybe has a mustache. Got keratin 2 times and maybe 3 now. We love fasmir
Wow she’s such a Fasmir.

Wow Fasmir, you’re cool.

Jimmy Fasmir, get your tuchas here.
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A raging homo sexual to the point of being a gay date rapist
This guy gay keeps stalking me, he's a real Fagmire
Fagmire by CrotchDocter87 April 19, 2018
Related Words
Fasmir famir famiry fatmir Fagmire Fahmirul famirend Famirity Fasbir Fasira
Means "family", meant to mock fob Chinese with accents.
You disrespek your famiry!!!
famiry by Krotps March 23, 2008
Japanese accent version of family.
You have brought forth great shame to your famiry
famiry by The Correct Sperrer July 20, 2010

sir fagmire the third 

a name for any rich white guy that is also a little fag.
"your clothes dont match man, you little Ragamuffin!"
"shut the fuck up sir fagmire the third, you little bitch!"
sir fagmire the third by Bishop June 21, 2006
A happy family
your family is vary famir
famir by Famir December 18, 2018
A term used to describe the feeling of an instant connection and familiarity with someone, as if you're already family. It's like when you meet someone and it just feels like you've known them forever, even though you just met. This word suggests a deep sense of trust and understanding, and the potential for a long-lasting bond. It's like finding a new soulmate, but for friendship or family instead of romance. So, if you're feeling a strong connection with someone you just met, you might be experiencing Famirity.
Even though we just met, there was an immediate sense of Famirity between us, like we had been friends for years.
Famirity by DokaCola April 23, 2023
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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