Frattracted

When a girl is only attracted to a guy because he's in a frat, not because he is good looking or has a good personality.

Person 1: I can't believe Anthony got with Maddison last night.
Person 2: I can! She's only frattracted to him. She's only in it for the beer and the drugs.

by pewe17 November 3, 2016

fraturated

When one is unable to stomach hanging out in a basement full of bad beer, urine, empty plastic cups, testosterone, and legions of horny bros

After spending weeks going out to frats, during which her primary activity was rejecting drunken tools, Sarah realized that she was completely fraturated.

by Avio_Green September 17, 2010

frustracted

Frustrated and distracted at the same time.

I'm frustracted with my homework. (frustrating me, and distracting me from doing fun things)

by natttleee December 27, 2007

Fartstracted

Getting so distracted by a fart that you stop mid-sentence to find the source.

“Sorry I’m late, I got so fartstracted at the annual chili cook off!”

by Brent’s wife 458 August 24, 2019

freetracted

When a company hooks you with a free service making you very happy, only to announce that you need to now pay for that service or your experience will be polluted with ads and other spamery.

Jen:
Those pimp-ass music slingers at pandora hooked me on the candy and now they tryin to stick me for my papers.

Sue:
Oh Snap, those bitches freetracted their love.

by TheHumans March 26, 2011