Fartquart

A Person who Farts non-stop, in large amounts, and in a short time.It would seem like that person never would smell like any thing but ass.

Bob is the bigest Fartquart, because he smells like ass every time i am near him.

by Chris Armentano June 26, 2007

Farquarding

The act of taking a picture of your testicles from an underside view, without getting your penis in the picture. This is not a sexual act, but more of a practical joke.

"So dude I was farquarding my friend last night, and he sent me back a picture of his wang."

"WTF dude that's really gay of him"

"I know bro. Like a nutsacks one thing, but the wang is just too much"

by Will Beatty June 5, 2013

Lord Fartquad

A man who loves farts and the overwhelming exhaust they let out. One who enjoys snacking on his poop after he releases it.

I was trying to take a peaceful dump, but Lord Fartquad over here won't stop stiffing my poop.

by LogLog1919 July 12, 2011

fartquake

Seismic vibrations that can be triggered by a powerful fart. Most commonly felt through the floor or couch.

Lee set off a fartquake that nearly rattled my teeth out.

by skintlizerd October 17, 2008

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something you search on urban dictionary when you get bored during school

you: im so bored what if I search fartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfart on urban dictionary

by Hehe I cheated June 14, 2021

fartgurt

it is an goo-like discharge that seeps out of the anal cavity, while burning the inside of that as we know as the "corn hole". it has a coloration of diarrhea-brown and can wreak of a old womans rotten vagina.

Those who are abnormal drink fartgurt for breakfast.
Or
Eating/Drinking fartgurt is abnormal.

by DirtNastyCock December 30, 2007

lord farquard

Is the stage before Netflix and chill through the use of foreplay

"What are you doing tonight?"

"Lord Farquard and then we will Netflix and chill"

by James Connorson October 21, 2015