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Fartcat

The single most bloodthirsty carnivore on planet earth. Fartcat has the ability to render her enemy permanently blind with just one bout of flatulence. The worlds population would have been triple what it is now if it weren't for the wrath of Fartcat's farts. One shallow breath of Fartcat's farts is enough to kill a grown man within minutes. If you were to look up the most deadly chemical weapons in existence, Fartcat's farts would NOT be on the list. Wanna know why? Everyone who tried to edit the list was taken out before they could even begin typing. Consider this a warning.

I was giving birth 100 miles downwind of Fartcat's farts and now my child is ed sheeran.

by CannedBugala March 6, 2022