Whenever you are on the can and grab a couple sheets of toilet paper and cup it over your butthole to filter the sounds of your erupting bowel movements.

Are your walls paper thin? Afraid your roomates or your significant other with hear your compressed explosions? Then use the fart-filter method.

fart-filter by kris ault January 22, 2009

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Filter Fart

when one farts while trying to hold in a poop in order to filter the fart surrounding the poop.

i damn near sharted myself over there. good thing i know how to filter fart

Filter Fart by Dumpology August 13, 2010

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fart filler

to intentionally fart where the listener thinks a word will be spoken.

I farted with an accompanying arm pump after i said ,'hey louie come over here and ill give you back your (fart filler).'

fart filler by provider44 January 14, 2010

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Fart Fitter

When in the process of having anal sex your partner farts on your dick thus creating the bowels to create a suction like feeling that’s pulls you in and creating a tight and snug feeling.

“Man my girlfriend wanted to try anal sex but it just wasn’t working so she tried a fart fitter and I got sucked right in, my dick felt like it was wrapped in Huggies.”

Fart Fitter by The Great Big Canoe November 21, 2021

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Shit Filtered Fart

A punjent fart which is filtered through shit in the anus before being expelled.

Usually eggy but can sometimes smell like Salami.

Aww man, I keep doing shit filtered farts, I better go and take a shite.

Shit Filtered Fart by Scott Andrew Daly January 24, 2009

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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