Fart Seed

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Whilst ripping a killer fart, a small (seed like) piece of poo leaves your rectum at high velocity and is sowed into your underwear.

Ohh man, Dazza you farted so hard just then, you've definitely planted your fart seed in those jocks.

Fart Seed by Donkey Krong October 2, 2016

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Fart Seed

A small (seed shaped) piece of fecal matter that has escaped your rectum at high velocity whilst letting rip a fart, which then sows its self into your underwear, soiling them

Daz lets rip a big fart.... BUUUURRRRRREERRRERRETTTTTTTTTT

ME: " Fark man, that fart would have definitely seen some fart seeds soil those jocks"

Fart Seed by Donkey Krong October 2, 2016

Related Words

Fart Seed • fart a seed • fart • fart nuggets • fart cake • Fart pipe • fart attack • fart blossom • fart-sack • fart cannon

fart a seed

to fart and a little nugget of poop comes out

"Damn, i heard her fart in bio today. I bet you she'd fart a seed next time!

fart a seed by THE YES AND NO FRIENDS September 23, 2016

Fart a Seed

1. An anus so loose and wiggly that a family reunion of fruits coyld be held comfortably in the rectum
2. To have so many fruits shoved up your ass that you literally fart a seed

Cooper is so loose ge could fart a seed
Lindsey has been farting seeds lately. I wonder what she does in her spare time.

Fart a Seed by DeezNutzInYoGutz September 23, 2016

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026