When your butt itches and you have a stored up fart, you violently squeeze the fart out in such a turbulent fashion that the itch was instantly eliminated, thus killing two birds with one stone.
by tootmaster9001 December 15, 2019
That feeling you get when you didnt wipe enough and your crack itches like crazy. When you finally wipe it feels amazing!
by Lord of fartz December 7, 2018