When your butt itches and you have a stored up fart, you violently squeeze the fart out in such a turbulent fashion that the itch was instantly eliminated, thus killing two birds with one stone.
by tootmaster9001 December 15, 2019
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by Lord of fartz December 6, 2018
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Really big ripper type of fart made when you have an itch on the asshole and publicly can't dig. Best made in a loud environment.
"Dude, my ass itches, but I can't scratch it here!" "No prob holmes, I'll cough and you just release a sweet fartscratcher!"
by Absolom24 December 31, 2013
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