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Fart Scratch
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When your butt
itches
and you have a stored up fart, you violently squeeze the fart out in such a
turbulent
fashion that the itch was instantly eliminated, thus
killing two birds with one stone
.
It takes
mastery
to fart
scratch
in public without detection.
by
tootmaster9001
December 15, 2019
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