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love at far sight 

Love at far sight, though similar to 'love at first sight' differs in that the initial attraction dies once its object comes into proper view.
From across the room I saw him standing by the bar. He looked at me, and I looked at him, and it happened. You could feel it.

It was only when he holled me over to buy me a drink that I realised that it was less crush and more crash. I guess you'd call it love at far sight.
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farsight 

the best weapon ever on perfect dark. Shoots thru walls.
Die shocksim. Bzeew. Bye bye...
farsight by Master Fu January 7, 2005

farsighter 

When a dude or dudette only looks good from far away.
Man, I thought that girl was good lookin', shes just a farsighter.
farsighter by Joe Waaaaammmm May 24, 2005

farsighted 

When a girl or guy looks good from across the room but when she gets closer they are ugly.
Joe: "Hey Jeff remember that girl we saw at the club last night? Did you think she was cute?"

Jeff: "Man at first I did but then she came closer and I realized she was farsighted"
farsighted by doesmynamematter August 31, 2014
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026