Faptivate 

a word that combines fap and captivate, it's when you become intrigued by someone, and devote a few faps in a row to them.

i saw that (insert attractive person) was looking pretty good, i was pretty faptivated by them the past few days.

Faptivate by sirbiscuit April 27, 2013

captivate

To capture and hold someone's attention with one's own charisma or magnetism; attract strongly.

The dancer captivated her audience with her deep eyes and exotic movements.

captivate by world citizen May 16, 2005

Festivate 

To have a festival, celebrate, and/or party with great zeal and to an almost superfluous extent.

The word combines both festival and celebrate in order to describe a formerly unknown level of revelry. Instead of the normal levels of celebration, partying and festivities, this transcends popular convention to ascertain a deity-like level of merriment.

An occasion in which this occurs is known as a festivation.

1. Dude, my bro Josh is coming back from being in Afghanistan for, like, a year. We're throwing a huge festivation for him.

2. Yo, it's been a shitty week. I'm gonna hit the clubs and festivate so hard in there, I'll get kicked off the strip for life!

Festivate by randymcgr April 25, 2011

Fapricate 

(verb) The act of masturbating while simultaneously defecating. Often occurring on a toilet, one must be "jacking-off" while pooping to truly be farpicating.

See similar: Blumpkin

Guy 1: The other day i was so horny at the office that I had to go in the bathroom and fapricate.

Guy 2: Gross.

Fapricate by TheFecalImpaler June 29, 2011

Fatigate 

A word used to describe someone who is acting sad, dark, or melancholy.

A feeling of sadness or existentialism lying somewhere between the writings of Edgar Allen Poe and that episode of Futurama with Seymour the dog.

Dude, I just dont know what to do with my life. Nothing works out ever. Everything just feels so bleak.
Chin up and stop being so fatigate.

Fatigate by spiderbear822 December 26, 2012

Factinate 

Factinate is a garbage website that that steals people's posts from Reddit and re-posts them without their permission. So, to Factinate something, is essentially the act of stealing from one website and re-posting it somewhere else.

"Factinate is a shitty website that steals stuff."

Factinate by Drake's Revenge October 7, 2019

Fartipated 

Like constipated. But... fartipated.

You know when you really have to fart (not like you usually want to fart, but still) and you just can't and it's like painful?

Hence fartipated.

Fartipated by watermelongirl August 18, 2009