a word that combines fap and captivate, it's when you become intrigued by someone, and devote a few faps in a row to them.
i saw that (insert attractive person) was looking pretty good, i was pretty faptivated by them the past few days.
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To have a festival, celebrate, and/or party with great zeal and to an almost superfluous extent.
The word combines both festival and celebrate in order to describe a formerly unknown level of revelry. Instead of the normal levels of celebration, partying and festivities, this transcends popular convention to ascertain a deity-like level of merriment.
An occasion in which this occurs is known as a festivation.
The word combines both festival and celebrate in order to describe a formerly unknown level of revelry. Instead of the normal levels of celebration, partying and festivities, this transcends popular convention to ascertain a deity-like level of merriment.
An occasion in which this occurs is known as a festivation.
1. Dude, my bro Josh is coming back from being in Afghanistan for, like, a year. We're throwing a huge festivation for him.
2. Yo, it's been a shitty week. I'm gonna hit the clubs and festivate so hard in there, I'll get kicked off the strip for life!
2. Yo, it's been a shitty week. I'm gonna hit the clubs and festivate so hard in there, I'll get kicked off the strip for life!
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Guy 1: The other day i was so horny at the office that I had to go in the bathroom and fapricate.
Guy 2: Gross.
Guy 2: Gross.
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A feeling of sadness or existentialism lying somewhere between the writings of Edgar Allen Poe and that episode of Futurama with Seymour the dog.
A feeling of sadness or existentialism lying somewhere between the writings of Edgar Allen Poe and that episode of Futurama with Seymour the dog.
Dude, I just dont know what to do with my life. Nothing works out ever. Everything just feels so bleak.
Chin up and stop being so fatigate.
Chin up and stop being so fatigate.
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You know when you really have to fart (not like you usually want to fart, but still) and you just can't and it's like painful?
Hence fartipated.
Hence fartipated.
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