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Fappenist 

I am a fappenist.
Fappenist by Fappenist April 18, 2019
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The desire to fap.
I worked up a big fappetite watching Bill's sister play tennis.
Fappetite by Linnea Rodriguez February 22, 2005

fappenstance 

A random occurence that results in the need or desire to start pleasuring oneself. A combination of fapping and happenstance.
I was on my way to the bathroom to take a piss when by fappenstance I walked in on my friend boning his girlfriend in the laundry room. Needless to say when I got to the bathroom I decided to pound off instead of piss.
fappenstance by MalibuMatt July 6, 2011

The Fappening 

The day in which the Great Journey commenced as foretold in the Great Prophecy, in which hundreds of nude pictures of various female celebrities, whose bodies many men have salivated over, were leaked on the Internet. As a result of a leak of such biblical proportions, "The Fappening" commenced, which implies that thousands masturbated to these leaked pictures.

8-31-14, Never Forget The Fappening.
Sam: Dude, remember when all those pics of Kate Upton and JLaw went viral?

Tim: Yeah man, I took part in The Fappening.

The Fappening 

August 31st 2014, a day that shall go down in history. On the day of The Fappening ,high amounts of explicit photos of various female celebrities including Jennifer Lawrence and Ariana Grande were leaked. The internet rejoiced.
P1: Dude did you see those leaked nudes of Jennifer Lawrence?
P2: Of course! Who didn't take part in the fappening?
The Fappening by UntamedMustache September 1, 2014
A word used in place of describing someone as a "masturbator" or other term related to masturbation.

One might call someone a fappist if they do not wish to get caught using a common sexual slur.
"Hey, you know Nathan?"

"Yeah; he's a fappist."
fappist by Eg' March 17, 2009