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Fap Shorts 

Shorts worn under your pants, used when you're a cronic masturbator and need to wank off in a semi-public area. You may be alone but there is still risk of someone walking in. You really want to rub ur dick so instead of pulling your pants down which is unexplainable to someone who walks in on you, you wank with you pants on. The fap shorts are used to soak up your sperm and to not stain your pants which would be embarrassing. This way of wanking is useful as if someone walks in, you have a slight chance of passing it off as just being a guy and scratching urself. Unlike if ur sitting there, pants around your ankles, your hand clenching ur throbbing erection, nothing to hide that you are in fact jerking your erection off.
The fap shorts are then removed when given the chance and disposed of, removing all evidence of your quick dispell of sperm.
#1 At a friend's house in an empty room

Geez I could jerk off right now, why does the toilet have to be so close to the living room where everyone is sitting and could easily hear me wanking :(.

Oh wait, im wearing fap shorts! Sweet!
fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap ooohhhhhhh fuuuucccckkkkk yyyeeaaaa!

#2 Same place and situation

fap fap fap fap fap fap fap- Door opens

friend: Dude you in here? What ya doing?

You: My balls are fucking itching man, I think I caught something from that tramp last week!

fiend: Oh sucks to be you man!

You: Phhheeewwwwww
Fap Shorts by Callum6969 May 14, 2009
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Fap Shorts 

Fap Shorts, or pants, are pants that are easily brought down to ankle-level for when the wearer needs to fap. Incredibly convenient for a World of Warcraft player. Fap Shorts must have no zipper or anything to delay the lowering of the shorts.
"Mom, have you seen my fap shorts?"
Fap Shorts by FapMan815 April 1, 2009
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026