Fap

To stroke the penis and make vanilla icecream come out

Stop fapping to hentai you dirty bastard.

by Sinner_ April 30, 2008

Fap

Fap is the sound when you jack off however it is also when you eat so much that you become twice your original weight

That girl just faped

by Fap2 December 8, 2018

Fap

Beating your meat really hard and fast until cum squirts out of your dick.

I was fapping with my dick it was in your moms thicc vagina she squirmed

by DUH IDIOT January 24, 2018

Fap

To engage in the respectable (and pleasurable) act of sitting down and reading a good work of literature.

I can't wait to fap to some Keats!

by HardcoreFapper January 7, 2010

Fap

To fucking work that Vas Deferens!

Andrew fapped to his hearts desire while watching gay porn.

by grid shitter May 23, 2011

Fap

Verb - To "fap" or "fapping".

The act of loudly thumping one's flaccid penis against one's thigh to produce a loud slapping, or "fapping" noise. You can fap against other things, like someone's face or butt cheek, or if you get really good, the back of the hand that you're actually fapping with at the same time. Foreskinless people probably can't generate the same noise.

Also, there is the "Upward Aggressive Fap", which is literally what the name would suggest. Aggressively ping your dick up against your pubic region, causing impressive acoustics, red marks to body and knob, and a painful stinging sensation.

- Hey listen to this sick fap!
- I was doing the Upward Aggressive Fap and now my cock is all red and sensitive.
- Look we're fapping in sync!
- I fapped her cock holster so bad she had a cock holster period.

by WhatYaGonnaDo?! May 12, 2017

Fap

Male masterbation to porn

*fap *fap*fap Wife walks in " WTF!!!!!!!"

by Creamymemes September 2, 2017