Fanny Nanny 

A fanny nanny is someone who carries around a fanny pack. The "nanny" part refers to when for instance a group goes on a rollercoaster and needs a place to put their phones they ask the friend with the fanny pack to carry their phones.

Elena: Hey, Victoria could I put my phone in your fanny pack during the ride?
Adrian: Yeah me too!
Lacey: Me as well!
Sarah: if you don't mind...
Victoria: *sigh* I guess I'm the fanny nanny today.

Fanny Nanny by The Fanny Nanny August 26, 2013

Fanny Nanny 

When a man slathers a common cleaning product upon his dong and inserts it into his partner's anal cavity, working it in and out until it has been cleaned to his liking.

Jill is ready for a night on the town now that her boyfriend gave her the fanny nanny of a lifetime.

Fanny Nanny by Jaque Caque December 13, 2009

fanny no nanny

1. Used to describe a person with lesser than average intelligence

2. Used in a situation where cognitive thought has been trumped by the sheer stupidity and absurdity of the situation.

1. That Fanny No Nanny just stuck their ice cream on their head.

2. "Wha.. whart is teh fanny no nanny?!"

fanny no nanny by TheMightyElk January 4, 2010

Ur nanny like fanny 

Ur nanny like fanny is the worst insult in the universe being it describes a extended “family” member that you know or pay for maintenance,

Callan: Hey James
James: Yeah Calla

Callan: Ur family lgbt
James: Ur nanny like fanny
Callan disappears from existence to explore the dimensions, surfing from life form to life form, never to be seen again.

Ur nanny like fanny by Big Bobba April 15, 2018

Granny Fanny in my Nanny 

When you gran tickles your nans testicles and she enjoys it.

Hey did you here, I granny fanny in my nanny

Granny Fanny in my Nanny by Bigcockbradders January 15, 2020

ur nanny franny 

Worse that ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian combined

Joe: hey ur mom gay
Henry:hey ur nanny franny

Joe:”dies slowly”

ur nanny franny by PORQ357 May 12, 2018

Fancy Nancy 

The act of giving a rim job with a Frozen dessert. Such as Italian Ice, Ice Cream, Frozen Yogurt, or Gelato.
Usually performed by a woman over the age of 45.

Grandson- "Hey I was at my grandma's house and I walked in on her and her neighbor Performing a Fancy Nancy"

Dad- " You're grandmother is a whore son"

Fancy Nancy by Mr. Creeps September 20, 2010