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ultimate funny-bone 

When a woman has a violent shuddering orgasm and upon climax accidentally, violently, smacks her elbow into the bedpost, floor, wall, bathtub, cardoor, ect.
Tina got an ultimate funny-bone when her boyfriend rammed her against the wall, screaming Shazam!
ultimate funny-bone by bbddrret October 1, 2013

funny bone 

The bones in your elbow that hurt like hell when you hit them. A better name would be the f-u bone!
Ouch, I hit my funny bone!

OR

Ouch, I hit my f-u bone!
funny bone by Cay_B June 16, 2011

So Not Funny Bone 

The part of the body that your girlfriend or wife possesses that somehow allows her to get offended by something you've said that everyone else in the room finds hilarious.
Wow, that joke that Joe told about the priest, the pianist and the tromboner was great, but his chick is staring daggers at him. He must've hit her So Not Funny Bone.
So Not Funny Bone by SmoovJC February 4, 2014

fanny boner

You get a boner in your clit

By Millie Coutts
'Oh, I have a fanny boner!'

Pickle My Funny Bone Burger 

A special burger that comes with pickle... simple as that!
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Pickle My Funny Bone Burger, you should try it!"

funny bone 

1. Bone of the upper arm known as the Humorous. n

2. Delicious chocolate snack cake with peanut butter filling. n
1. I broke my funny bone in 5 places...

2. I ate an entire box of funny bones because I'm a fat bastard.
funny bone by Roses May 13, 2005
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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