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ben fankhauser 

Davey Jacobs in the Broadway adaptation of Newsies. He is also the most talented riffer known to man; the poor GUY’S head is spinning!
Ben Fankhauser is truly an angel sent from above
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Ben Fankhauser 

Ben Fankhauser is also known as Benonce because he is a riffing queen

He is most famously known for his role in the Broadway adaptation of Newsies. He played the amazing David (Davey) Jacobs and can sing like a freaking angel. There is a video of him singing the lines "Go and look it up the poor GUY'S head is spinning!" 8,000 times on YouTube, so that just further proves my point. (It's a loop, he doesn't sing it 8,000 times in a row. I know people who were confused by that)
Person A: "Hey, there's this guy on Broadway who can riff like crazy. His name is Ben Fankhauser, ever heard of him?"

Person B: "Oh, you mean Benonce?"

Frankhouser 

A bad-ass mutherfucker who is smarter than the best and cooler than the rest.
That guy just figured out cold fusion - in his sleep - he is completely Frankhouser!

That kid just Frankhousered that chick - he's gonna need a restraining order.

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026