"fake cancer." Also known as a reason why people have to come home from college. A health condition in which a patient exhibits cancer-like tendencies but clearly doesn't have cancer, and the doctors have no clue what the hell is wrong with you

Becca: "Ugh!!! I hate my fancer! I'm so mad I keep having to come home to Boston from Michigan during my first month out here! I wish the doctors would just figure out what's wrong with me!"

Anne: "But at least we get to watch Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist together! And hang out at the Y!"

[fancer] by AKens6791 January 17, 2009

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Fancex • fance • Fansexual • [fancer] • Facex • facexing • facexit • fanceh • fanceine • Fancelled

fance

The noun form of "fancy."

"Did you check out the new boutique on Damen?"
"Yeah, there was a lot of fance in there, but it was hella spensy.

fance by ActuallyHolly December 23, 2006

Fancey

Seducer of all women. Someone that is so ridiculously good looking that females drool from both sets of lips.

"Holy shit that guy is so fucking Fancey

Fancey by BFancey March 22, 2009

fanceh

Fancy.

Joe: I'm having tea with the Queen tomorrow.
Bob: Ooh, that's well fanceh.

fanceh by sotwff March 19, 2010

fance

A particularly provocative dancing technique where the 'fancers' dance to show one another how they fuck.

This neologism, which can be used as both verb and noun, originated in the early twenty-first century with its first appearance in the short film "Fuck or Fight."

Dancer: Hey man! What do you think you're doing? That's my girl!

Fancer: I'm just getting my fance on!

Dancer: You better not be talking about the technique where you dance with someone, but also try to show them how you fuck.

Fancer: That's exactly what I'm doing!

Dancer: You fance like my mother!

Fancer: I fanced with your mom last night. And I don't even practice safe-fance.

Dancer: That's a distubring message to be sending!

Fancer: It may be disturbing, but it's the only way it feels right. Ask anybody, I'm the fanciest fancer in this city!

fance by FormerAthlete October 24, 2010

Facex

Facex is like sext (a mix of text and sex, meaning text sex) but instead uses the medium of Facebook for conversation.

Adam: Hey Sarah, wanna Facex?
Sarah: What's that?
Adam: It's like sexting, but on Facebook.
Sarah: Go on then.

Facex by _Undefined February 21, 2011

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

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city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026