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[fancer] 

"fake cancer." Also known as a reason why people have to come home from college. A health condition in which a patient exhibits cancer-like tendencies but clearly doesn't have cancer, and the doctors have no clue what the hell is wrong with you
Becca: "Ugh!!! I hate my fancer! I'm so mad I keep having to come home to Boston from Michigan during my first month out here! I wish the doctors would just figure out what's wrong with me!"

Anne: "But at least we get to watch Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist together! And hang out at the Y!"
[fancer] by AKens6791 January 17, 2009
Related Words
Fancex fance Fansexual [fancer] Facex facexing facexit fanceh Fancelled Fancen
The noun form of "fancy."
"Did you check out the new boutique on Damen?"
"Yeah, there was a lot of fance in there, but it was hella spensy.
fance by ActuallyHolly December 23, 2006
Seducer of all women. Someone that is so ridiculously good looking that females drool from both sets of lips.
"Holy shit that guy is so fucking Fancey
Fancey by BFancey March 22, 2009
Joe: I'm having tea with the Queen tomorrow.
Bob: Ooh, that's well fanceh.
fanceh by sotwff March 19, 2010
A particularly provocative dancing technique where the 'fancers' dance to show one another how they fuck.

This neologism, which can be used as both verb and noun, originated in the early twenty-first century with its first appearance in the short film "Fuck or Fight."
Dancer: Hey man! What do you think you're doing? That's my girl!

Fancer: I'm just getting my fance on!

Dancer: You better not be talking about the technique where you dance with someone, but also try to show them how you fuck.

Fancer: That's exactly what I'm doing!

Dancer: You fance like my mother!

Fancer: I fanced with your mom last night. And I don't even practice safe-fance.

Dancer: That's a distubring message to be sending!

Fancer: It may be disturbing, but it's the only way it feels right. Ask anybody, I'm the fanciest fancer in this city!
fance by FormerAthlete October 24, 2010
Facex is like sext (a mix of text and sex, meaning text sex) but instead uses the medium of Facebook for conversation.
Adam: Hey Sarah, wanna Facex?
Sarah: What's that?
Adam: It's like sexting, but on Facebook.
Sarah: Go on then.
Facex by _Undefined February 21, 2011