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A hott girl.
Generally someone you cant have, yet always want. She keeps her standards high so build a bridge and get over it guys.
Did you see that Falley? I wish i could date her, too bad i cant
Falley by shequifa January 1, 2010
Related Words
Falgey • fageye • Falsey • Fagey • Faggey • faggey-gender • Fagley • Faley • faleyshio • FaleYur
When cigarette smoke comes into contact with the eyeball causing the eyeball to sting and water.
dude, don't light up cigarette ends, they increase the chance of fageye.
fageye by danHIM April 23, 2007
In the olden days, "to Fagley" meant "to eat hairy cheese". Over time, this word evolved to mean "hey, you over there with the Faggish tendencies!"
Man 1: Hey, Dorris! Look at that Faggish Fatafagosaurous over there! He's a total FAGLEY!
Man 2: Surely this is homophobic, tom?
Man 1: Get out of my face!
Man 2: Actually, sit on my face and let my wee nostrils do the magic!
Man 1: Yuk! snotty bottys are a no-no
Fagley by The Jewish Lincoln July 3, 2006
A fictional character existing only in the minds of those who choose to believe in the Falsey. Mr. Falsey comes around any time when a person is proven wrong, does something stupid, or just makes an ass of themselves.

Usually referred to as 'Mr. Falsey'.
I was sure my processor was fried, but it turns out i just didn't have the power supply properly connected to the motherboard. Mr Falsey got me REAL GOOD!
Can also be used in sentences such as:
He'll getcha!
He'll getcha good!
He'll getcha REAL good!
Falsey's gonna getcha!
Gon' Gon' Gon' Gon' Gon' Getcha!
Falsey by Mr. Falsey March 9, 2005

Falsey pants 

Andrew Lindenberger
Wow, that guy is such a falsey pants. He needs to get himself a unicorn.
Falsey pants by Ebony Adara June 16, 2013

man made falsey 

When a man is having sex with a woman doggy style and proceeds to secretly take a crap. Then he sneakily pulls out and proceeds to do her with the log of poo until she hath cum.
I had tacos last night, so i had a very sloppy man made falsey!
man made falsey by DarinJ October 24, 2006
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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