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Fakenheimer's Disease

A medical condition which prevents one from attending school or work. Symptoms include coughing during phone conversations, talking through one's nose as though retarded and lying around playing video games. Recovery is swift.

Named after its first known victim, Karl Fakenheimer. (1802 - 1860)
Rob stayed home all last week with Fakenheimer's Disease but recouperated in time for Homecoming.
by Sebastian Gorkamorka October 28, 2005
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