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Millionaire hip hop artists is backstage entertaining fans with VIP passes right after a show, and his assistant takes a HD video of them together with his Z10 / Q10.
Fan #1, attractive female blond with enhanced breasts, whips out her Apple-made mobile phone and asks if she can get a copy of the picture.
Hip Hop artist and his assistant look at each other, then at the Apple-made mobile phone, and smile condescendingly...
Hip Hop artist, in his kindest tone possible: "Sorry baby, a Fakeberry ain't got BlueTooth or NFC..."
Fan #1 fails.
Fan #1, attractive female blond with enhanced breasts, whips out her Apple-made mobile phone and asks if she can get a copy of the picture.
Hip Hop artist and his assistant look at each other, then at the Apple-made mobile phone, and smile condescendingly...
Hip Hop artist, in his kindest tone possible: "Sorry baby, a Fakeberry ain't got BlueTooth or NFC..."
Fan #1 fails.
Faberry
A portmanteau of the names 'Fabray' and 'Berry', characters from the popular television series 'Glee'. Quinn Fabray, a knocked-up cheerleader, blonde and beautiful; Rachel Berry, a talented singer on the bottom of the social ladder, brunette, petite, hot and socially awkward.
It may seem impossible and also implausible, but the shippers claim to have found proof of this ship happening. It is also insanely, unbelievably hot. The UST between them is, apparently, undeniable.
It may seem impossible and also implausible, but the shippers claim to have found proof of this ship happening. It is also insanely, unbelievably hot. The UST between them is, apparently, undeniable.
Example 1
Non-Faberry Shipper: This ship cannot possibly exist.
Faberry shipper: Oh but it does! Do recall the pornographic bathroom wall pictures, the longing stares in 'Keep Holding On', the hearts around Quinn's doodles of Rachel in the Madonna episode and- do you really want me to keep going?
Converted-now-Faberry-shipper: No, it's fine.
Example 2
Person: Oh god, why won't Ryan Murphy let Faberry make out already? Why?
Non-Faberry Shipper: This ship cannot possibly exist.
Faberry shipper: Oh but it does! Do recall the pornographic bathroom wall pictures, the longing stares in 'Keep Holding On', the hearts around Quinn's doodles of Rachel in the Madonna episode and- do you really want me to keep going?
Converted-now-Faberry-shipper: No, it's fine.
Example 2
Person: Oh god, why won't Ryan Murphy let Faberry make out already? Why?
Faberry
The best ship on Glee. Quinn Fabray and Rachel Berry . Even though it wasn’t canon, literally anybody can see the amazing chemistry between the two. Honestly lesbian power couple.
Faberry by faberry is real November 27, 2019
fartberry
a person who seems like a very nice person, all sweet and fresh, like a berry. then you get to know them, and it turns out they are extremely nasty, like a big wet fart.
She is a fartberry, because she seemed very nice. then i started to talk to her, and she was a fucking ass.
fartberry by [that ninjette] December 19, 2008
Mr. Fakeberg
An insecured North American white individual obsessed with German identity and Nazism to hide his or her personality deficiencies behind it, harassing his or her victims by acting as a supperior race .
Hey Garry,look at that freaking Mr. Fakeberg over there.He thinks shaving his hair ,speaking to a vulnarable woman like that is making him look scary and supperior.
yeah .what a jerk,just ignore him.
yeah .what a jerk,just ignore him.
Mr. Fakeberg by TourageKnight April 30, 2020
Fatberry
Fatberry by Jonntheguywith2NN's August 21, 2010