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It's where someone try's to chill and kick it at someone's house but actually wants to know where they stay so they can shoot it up or something
Stranger: "Hey bro! Can I kick it at your house?

Chief Keef: "Hell nah!" You tryina fake kick!"
Fake kick by RpCrM December 26, 2016
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fake kick it 

When you trying to to set up link up with somebody, knowing damn well ya'll don't fuck with each other.
You wanna go out for some drinks? For what, so we can fake kick it.
fake kick it by Mr. Newborn December 23, 2017

don't fake it to kick it

you don't have to lie or act like you are someone else to hang out with me or be my friend
guy 1: I just got back from climbing Mt. Everest. What a high!
guy 2: Me too. I'm surprised I didn't see you there!
guy 1: don't fake it to kick it! I hang with losers, just not liars!

fake kickin it

When a person who appears or claims to enjoy hanging out but really are plotting against you.
Crystal: Hey, you still talk to Ryan?
Nikki: No way. He was just fake kickin it!!
fake kickin it by DaddysGirl86 July 20, 2021

fake kicking

when you pretend to be coming off of a drug you have never been into, or had a part of distributing / making.
" y'all was fake kicking shit so ima dap you with the lefty "
fake kicking by RATCHETGANGYUHEARD August 15, 2017
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