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a so called friend who only comes around when he or she needs something.

"foo, that bitch denise is such a fake ass friend! she only comes around when shes tryna score some weed and dont even break you off! other then that that bitch never calls or comes around!

fake ass friend by MS.DRAMA March 1, 2010

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Fake ass friend

Someone who is so fake it's unbelievable. Also they do not care about who made them and gave them friends. Basically they are not loyal to you!

Yo that guy is a "fake ass friend" he called me a gangbanger after everything I have done for him

Fake ass friend by Gangbanger107 June 30, 2017

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RYAN PINCKNEY

no one will ever understand how ryan is such a fake ass friend to everyone.

fake ass friend by ur momma.com August 9, 2022

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Fake Ass Friend Day

the day where you post all your fake ass friends either with or without a description on why they fake on they photo or go up to them and tell em they a fake ass friend

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Fake Ass Friend Day by yeah i make the best days November 8, 2021

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national fake ass friend day

On August 10, it will be a day to expose any and all of your fake friends from the past and present. You can expose them, drop them, do whatever you please to show them that they’re fake. A fake person should not be posting about this day.

Me: yo they needs have a day just for fake ppl. I got so many who could be exposed.
Her: National Fake Ass Friend day is on August 10th. Have fun!

national fake ass friend day by Bhaddiebae August 5, 2019

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National Fake Ass Friend Day

On November 28, National Fake Ass Friend Dsy is a day when you expose all your fake friends that you thought you would’ve been grateful for, but they turned to be fake

Alex: Man Sally is fake as hell.
Rodger: You know national Fake Ass Friend Day is November 28? Just go on Social Media and post her.
Alex: WOW man, thx dude!

National Fake Ass Friend Day by MoveLikeASssssnake November 27, 2019

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National Fake Ass friend Day

National fake ass friend day is a day to expose and be bold about these fake ass bitches & nigga’s . It’s celebrated November 25th

Keisha fake ass finna get exposed
National Fake ass friend day is to post a friend who is the opposite of a real friend

National Fake Ass friend Day by Anonymous Pretty bitch November 25, 2019

sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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