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Failfish 

To define someone whom failed so hard that even fish will look down upon him/her.
You're a failfish.
Failfish by Eelwey June 7, 2018
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FallFish Lee 

A moron with a 90 degree penis curviture in his wang. It has been seen jumping off stages in Vegas, making the TMZ tabloids. It, currently, suffers from FallFish disease. If you see this thing, do not drink after it or kiss it. It has the same hygiene practices as a chimpanzee. Not only does it not brush it's teeth but it scratches it's dirty ball sack then cleans the cheese from under it's nails with it's mouth.
Fallfish Lee got it's teeth knocked backwards by a buck of a black man.

Don't ever upset the fallfish or he WILL call you a "fucking n!@@$%".

It IS a fact that 33.3% of all male humans have the fallfish Lee curviture of the penis.
FallFish Lee by DudeTMZ1 July 3, 2009
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an adjective for a person place or thing that basically fails at life. people like this should pretty much cease existing, because then everybody would be happier.
Brian: Clarissa you are so failish.
Clarissa: *cries*
Sam: You should cease existing.
failish by Dramacouch February 8, 2009

FailFishes 

The best runescape hackers to have ever lived. Since coming onto the scene in 06' they have made kids cry, droped their banks, and even make people go kill themselves. Jagex has been rapidly presuing these master hackers for over 6 months. To this day they still have not been apprehended.
My teacher asked me today what do I want to be when I grow up? I said "FailFishes" She asked "Whats a FailFish?" I responded "someone who will take your life from you."
FailFishes by Warking12221 December 27, 2010
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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