Fail Bat

A person who fails so hard/epicly, that a face palm is not effective enough. The failure must be beaten with a Fail Bat.

"The Game! The Game! The Game!"
*Beat toddler with a Fail Bat*

Fail Bat by Captin Robin January 16, 2009

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Battery-fail

when you get a game over in a video game because the batteries in your controller died.

"Ahh, i was so close to beating this boss when i suffered a battery-fail. and i couldn't find my spare ones quick enough."

Battery-fail by rewand0099 June 11, 2009

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Fail Bat • Battery-fail • failbate • Fail • fail at life • fail kid • fail muffin • fail scale • fail snail • Fail-tality

failbate

When you think you're beating off to an underage girl, but you find out that she's actually over 18.

I got so excited and rubbed one out when my neighbor's kid left her curtains open last night, but I realized it was a total failbate when I saw her at Costco signing up for a membership this morning.

failbate by Mutard January 25, 2022

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