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FAHJ
Fahj: pronounced (fa-j)
fahj typically is a safe way to call someone a fag in school, around parents, or any authority for something homosexual they said or did, but it can be used as a sub cuss word for fuck
Example 1:
Byran:
I keep sucking it but the juice won't come out.
Jermaine:
you're such a fahj
fahj typically is a safe way to call someone a fag in school, around parents, or any authority for something homosexual they said or did, but it can be used as a sub cuss word for fuck
Example 1:
Byran:
I keep sucking it but the juice won't come out.
Jermaine:
you're such a fahj
FapJack
A card game based on the card game "Blackjack" where players fap instead of wagering cash.
Rules:
1. Dealer begins a hand by dealing 2 cards to each player, including themselves. All cards are visible to all players, except the dealer's first card. (Dealer does know value of their first card.)
3. Players choose to "Hit" (dealt another card) or "Stand" (hold with cards they have.)
4. Hands adding up to more than 21 "bust", and loose that round. (A = 1 or 11, J, Q & K = 10, all other are their given value.)
5. Dealers must "hit" if their hand is below 17, or "stand" if equal or above.
6. If dealer gets "blackjack" (is dealt 21 on initial deal of a hand) or has highest hand, all players lose that hand.
7. Player with the highest hand, after all other have busted or chosen to stand, wins the round. (Multiple players can win round with a tie.)
8. Dealer chooses penalty (duration & intensity of faps) when players lose a hand.
9. Players that cum are out of the game.
10. Players that get "blackjack" (21 on first deal of a hand) earn a "rest" point they can later redeem to op-out of a given penalty.
11. If dealer busts, dealer removes an article of clothing and/or does something incrementally more sexually arousing for remaining players than dealer's last bust.
12. Last player that didn't cum, wins. (Alt.: Players that survive preset number of rounds win.)
13. Dealer will "finish" winner off (make player cum) in the way advertised to players before start of game.
Rules:
1. Dealer begins a hand by dealing 2 cards to each player, including themselves. All cards are visible to all players, except the dealer's first card. (Dealer does know value of their first card.)
3. Players choose to "Hit" (dealt another card) or "Stand" (hold with cards they have.)
4. Hands adding up to more than 21 "bust", and loose that round. (A = 1 or 11, J, Q & K = 10, all other are their given value.)
5. Dealers must "hit" if their hand is below 17, or "stand" if equal or above.
6. If dealer gets "blackjack" (is dealt 21 on initial deal of a hand) or has highest hand, all players lose that hand.
7. Player with the highest hand, after all other have busted or chosen to stand, wins the round. (Multiple players can win round with a tie.)
8. Dealer chooses penalty (duration & intensity of faps) when players lose a hand.
9. Players that cum are out of the game.
10. Players that get "blackjack" (21 on first deal of a hand) earn a "rest" point they can later redeem to op-out of a given penalty.
11. If dealer busts, dealer removes an article of clothing and/or does something incrementally more sexually arousing for remaining players than dealer's last bust.
12. Last player that didn't cum, wins. (Alt.: Players that survive preset number of rounds win.)
13. Dealer will "finish" winner off (make player cum) in the way advertised to players before start of game.
fahda
Fahda:
The hottest girl to have ever set foot on this universe and all other universes, she herself is a universe by her own! she’s is the nicest person ever in this universe, and all other universes! she can fit single thing god created and will create inside her gynoooooorrrmmmmmm white heart! she’s is the best thing to has ever happened to the people around her from family, friends, and her annoying boyfriend! you’re a blessing to everyone around you! and a blessing to the world! she is the smarts! wonderful amazing person ever!
The hottest girl to have ever set foot on this universe and all other universes, she herself is a universe by her own! she’s is the nicest person ever in this universe, and all other universes! she can fit single thing god created and will create inside her gynoooooorrrmmmmmm white heart! she’s is the best thing to has ever happened to the people around her from family, friends, and her annoying boyfriend! you’re a blessing to everyone around you! and a blessing to the world! she is the smarts! wonderful amazing person ever!
fahda by cheetah lover November 15, 2018
Fahana
A definition of beauty with brain . Really good in everything especially with her/his work . Other than that , Fahana also mean " The Sweetest " . It means , she/ he have a really sweet simle . A sweet smile will make people fall in love with her .
Fahana by lilypod11223344 January 4, 2018
Fahdah
The name Fahdah is a Middle-Eastern name meaning Cheetah. A Fahdah is the most beautiful living creature to ever exist on any universe. She's an angel on earth. She's very hot and cute. She's super out-going and confident when she wants to be. She's sexy, but doesn't like to show it. She's the candle that lights up a room, no matter how many people there is in there. She's a kind and smart person. She can get awkward around people who aren't really close to her. Her smile can leave the whole room in awe. She is very goofy and silly, but it's all part of her personality. On a good day, she'll make you cry happy tears. She can't construct actual good jokes, but she'll make you crack up anyway. She has stunning facial features and an amazing body. Any man to get the chance to be with a Fahdah, is truly rewarded. Any man will go head over heels for a Fahdah. She is truly perfect. She is not only remarkably charming, she has the most heart-warming soul. You can discover a whole new world when you stare into her eyes. The stuff she burns while cooking is almost as hot as her body! Don't eat her food though, you'll get poisoned. Anything good you'll hear about her, is indeed true. When she loves someone, she loves them hard. Anyone would dream for a kiss from a Fahdah. Don't lose her though! Once you get close enough to a Fahdah, your life will be transformed forever, for the better.
Person: Wow, Fahdah is the best human being to ever walk on this planet! Her besties are incredibly lucky to have her.
Best friend: I know right! Fahdah is the best thing that has ever happened to me. Such perfection.
Best friend: I know right! Fahdah is the best thing that has ever happened to me. Such perfection.
Fahdah by DëfïñîtįøńMãštęr June 24, 2019
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