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Figgy Pudding 

a term for pussy, poon-tang, tail, getting some.
Joe, I was at Ashley's last night put my dipstick into her figgy pudding.
Figgy Pudding by ffrodelgnim December 4, 2011

Figgy Pudding 

When the male uses the "Recipient's" diarrhea as lubricant.

Guy: Bring me the figgy pudding!
Girl:I ams bringing it to the max!
Figgy Pudding by Law and January 22, 2008

Figgy Pudding 

when her ass looks soo good, you bury your face in it only to eat her pussy out from behind.
(Checking out a females ass with your friend) Dammm look at that ass yo.. I'd give her some Figgy Pudding fo ho
Figgy Pudding by Evil Fart July 13, 2016

Figgy pudding 

Inserting a piece of skinned ginger root into an anus or vagina that you just cream pied.
Dude I came in that broad last night then went to the kitchen, peeled ginger, and then jammed it inside. I totally gave her a figgy pudding.
Figgy pudding by Hahadebatable September 4, 2015

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026