Faggstronaut
Faggstronaut by DerekBarbaric September 5, 2008
fagstronaut
A homosexual male who seeks out males who have never engaged in homosexual activity.
A homosexual male who has gone where no other fag has gone before.
A homosexual male who has gone where no other fag has gone before.
Bruce has hooked up with so many heteros that everyone calls him a fagstronaut.
Dude, do you see that straight dude over there? I'm going to earn my fagstronaut wings tonight.
Dude, do you see that straight dude over there? I'm going to earn my fagstronaut wings tonight.
fagstronaut by the real el dangeroso September 9, 2009
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Fapstronaut
An astronaut sent into space with the specific goal of avidly masturbating in outer space. Fapstronauts are equipped with a revolutionary space suit design in which one arm hole(the masturbation hand) is permanently connected to the area located near the zero gravity genitalia. Fapstronauts often exist to fulfill life long dreams, or strange fetishes. These humans are not endorsed by NASA or any other space-bound company
"Incredible, Zach is the most ferocious masturbator to ever enlist in the Fapstronaut program"
"Wow, youre right, he must masturbate at least seven times per day"
"Wow, youre right, he must masturbate at least seven times per day"
Fapstronaut by pretzelsoup May 24, 2015
Fapstronaut
Fapstronaut by TacoDuke S. September 30, 2021
Fapstronaut
A brother or sister who has embarked on a noble quest of not jacking off to porn ever again. The term is popularized largely by NoFap community. A fapstronaut retains the title for as long as he or she is trying to beat the porn addiction, no matter the amount of failures (relapses).
Fapstronaut by BananaSlingshot December 20, 2024