bananahammockdave's definitions

Fagboner

Someone who expresses their Faggocity by driving a high rise pickup, usually 'rolling coal', or driving a motorcycle with obnoxiously loud exhaust. They tend to think they are toxicly masculine, but actually scared to show their true feminine side. Also, they like to drink jizz.

This fagboner just cut me off on traffic. His dad didn't hug him enough, and he needs attention.

by bananahammockdave April 6, 2024

Pussy digger

When a man pretends to be rich or is rich, catfishing gold diggers just for the pussy.

Joe promised his fortune to Destiny, but little does she know, he's just a pussy digger.

by bananahammockdave January 24, 2023