Facing out

A catatonic state achieved when browsing facebook. Noun: spaced out

husband: Honey what would you like for dinner?
wife: (silent while staring at computer)
husband: Helloooo, is there anybody there? I'll clean the bathroom if you say yes.
wife: (still nothing)
note: wife is Facing Out

by MrPoodle June 20, 2009

faking out

faking out: drunk kissing. So you're at a party and you end up kissing your best friend or just someone who's really icky. It doesn't matter, cos you weren't making out, you were faking out (can also be used for popular people and geeks)

'Woah, you were totally making out with Laurence, we have photographic evidence'
'What? that wasn't making out, that was faking out!'
(and your integrity stays intact!)

by unknown_pill July 3, 2006

faking a fall out

Intentionally starting an argument with your significant other and acting like you never did just so they’ll be mad at you and not wanna talk to you so that way you can do whatever you want to

you are always faking a fall out so you can be with other bitches

by D3$$thaM3$$ July 12, 2023