Facebookaphobe 

Someone afraid to join Facebook due to their sub-prime computer skills.

I asked Carl to join Facebook and he said, "I don't have a comupter, They are stupid."

I asked Brandon, "What's up with that?"

And Hoshi added, "He's a Facebookaphobe"

Facebookaphobe by NunyaBizzy March 26, 2009

Facebookophobe

One who avoids facebook due to the saturation of the menial tasks people describe in detail with poor grammar/spelling/diction. Nobody is as interesting as facebook would indicate.

Facebookophobes also believe facebook a pestilence.

I am a full-fledged facebookophobe, I don't give a shit how tasty your chipotle burrito was. I also think self-shots make you look like you live in your toilet.

Facebookophobe by Johnnie Appleseedling December 1, 2011

facebookphobia 

Feeling of disgust or contempt toward facebook. You feel the world would be much better if facebook never existed or existed in a form such as Linkedin.

You hate adding friends for popularity contents, you hate having "friends" revealing all of what's going on with their life while they are not really your friends and never talk to you. You feel your list of friends is a sort of address book with too much information. You feel a world was much better for ex-es (ex-friend, ex-boyfriend, ex-girlfriend, ex-wife etc) when Facebook did not exist, especially for lonely people with broken hearts. Facebook feels too clingy, too invasive and too overwhelming. You feel Facebook became too big.

You feel a contempt to Facebook as Bruce Willis in one movie toward Surrogates.

- Mark is facebookphobic because he thinks Facebook makes too much distractions in making friends in real life and avoiding enemies.

-How do you save humanity when the only thing that's real is you?

- People with facebookphobia avoid facebook as much as possible

- Facebook profiles are online version of surrogates from a Bruce Willis movie. People appear to be what they are not in the real life.

facebookphobia by Master Joie September 14, 2010

facebookophobe

Someone who thinks that by refusing to join facebook, they are somehow "cool", and "not giving in", while in reality this only causes problems for everyone else who does use facebook. They use it to coordinate events and groups, but have to make special exceptions for those who aren't on it, even when they could be.

No, I'll have to send Alex a separate email. Yeah, he's a facebookophobe. What a fucking retard.

Facebookophobe ftw.

facebookophobe by oneplus999 July 30, 2008