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Facebook Hot 

A girl or boy who you have never met, looks attractive on facebook or on any other social network, but in real life when you finally meet them, you think wow that person is not attractive at all and has disgusting characteristic. Facebook pretty shows that pictures can be deceiving.
Ah, dude this girl pictures on facebook was hot but when i saw her in person, she had all this acne on her.

I'd totally do her facebook body, but not her real body.

"How come you called that date off with that boy?"
"He's nice, and he had a facebook hot picture, but in real life he's not.
Facebook Hot by ONHERE July 20, 2009
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Facebook Hot 

When someone looks good on Facebook, but looks like crap in real life.
Jim: Man, that Jen girl is hot!

John: Nahh, she's only Facebook Hot man.
Facebook Hot by jimjammarama February 25, 2011

Facebook hot 

The act of looking only attractive on Facebook. People are Facebook hot by severly editing pictures.
Gina: That guy was so hot!
Tina: Nah, he's Facebook hot. I saw him in person and he was ugly.
Facebook hot by kenzielala September 6, 2012

Facebook-hot 

Someone who appears hot on facebook, but is not so hot in person.
I did not think much of Tara when I met her for drinks last night, but she befriended me on facebook today and she is mos def facebook-hot!
Facebook-hot by crzydoktor May 8, 2009

Facebook-hot 

Facebook-hot is a term used when describing someone who only appears to be attractive on their facebook pictures, but in real life is non attractive.
Steve: I went on a date with Cara last night.
Ron: Cara? Her pro pic is so hot. You're lucky.
Steve: No, actually it turns out that she's only facebook-hot.
Facebook-hot by Bub for Bubs September 1, 2011

facebook hottie 

A girl who appears to look extremely hot in all her online photos but actually looks horrendous up front in person.
Guy 1: Hey, who's that Nicole chick who's all over your Facebook wall? She looks smoking hot, I think you should go for her!

Guy 2: Argh, I know... But she has more craters than the moon and a moustache! She's a Facebook hottie!

Hotter on Facebook theory 

The theory that people always look hotter on facebook.

Usually caused through the use of photoshop to better ones self image and the picking of certain pictures that randomly happen to look better through lighting effects/angles.
Dude 1:WOAH did you see Anna's pictures on facebook?!?!
Dude 2:That chick is rape ugly in real life... man don't you know about the hotter on facebook theory???.... stay away

Dude 1:Ewww check out that chick over at that lunch table, it looks like a dog attacked her
Dude 2: WTF, I was checking her out on facebook last night and she was SMOKIN.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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