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Facebook Fiend. 

Someone who sends many friend requests too people that they have ZERO mutual friends with. Sends requests to people that live in the other side of the country, Takes a million photos and have many profile Picture. A person who rights a new status 5 minutes. Gets married multiple times and Always looking for attention, etc.
Hey I'm John Doe and a I'm a Facebook Fiend.
Facebook Fiend. by JohnDoe93 August 16, 2011
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Facebook Fiend  

a person who is addicted to facebook and has intense urges to update their status,post notes,and to send you 'pieces of flair' every chance they get. They define their social value by how many responses and or 'pieces of fucking flair' they receive back.
Zack is such a Facebook Fiend . He changes his stats every ten seconds!

Damn it Audrey, you sent me sixteen bumper stickers today alone! I don't even have that application!
Facebook Fiend by acowfrog December 17, 2008

Facebook "Friend" 

A "friend" on facebook whom you added after meeting for a brief period of time. A friend of a friend of a friend, someone you met at a bar, or just a random acquaintance who happened to add you. You rarely, if ever speak to this person.
"Why are 90% of my friends Facebook friends? Who the hell is (XXX)?"

"Who is (XXX)? Oh yeah, I talked to her once at the bar... great, another Facebook "friend""

A: "Who's this (XXX) person? I think talked to her once in my Biology 302 class."
B: "Bam, Facebook "friend!""

facebook friend

Your my facebook friend, not my real friend
facebook friend by facebookwhore September 3, 2006

Facebook Friend Request Purgatory 

the act of neither confirming nor ignoring friend requests of those that I full well know and remember, but who have thrown me even the SLIGHTEST bit of shade in the past. I instead leave them to linger for days, weeks and sometimes a full month in 'friend request purgatory'--for punishment... and purification--before finally accepting their requests and welcoming them into "heaven" (i.e. my friend list)
Did your ex boyfriend friend request you? He's on Facebook now.

Yes girl, I have him locked away in Facebook friend request purgatory, to give him time to think about his choices and hopefully make better ones in the future.

Facebook friend

A person who you have as a friend on Facebook, but who you have no contact with in the real world.
John and Mary are such Facebook friends, they barely know each other in person.

facebook friend stealer 

A person on facebook who goes to ALL your friends and befriends them. You notice this when suddenly he or she has 36 friends in common and you don't even know the person!
I noticed that Matthew stole all my buds on facebook what a facebook friend stealer and asshole.
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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