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Facebook Fakeout 

facebook flop

one who puts a misleading picture up, but upon looking at "more pictures of ____" you realize they are ugly as fuck.
"Woah--look at Candy, she looks hot"
"No dude click on her other pictures, shes a facebook fakeout"
Facebook Fakeout by Kitty Carey April 23, 2006
Words you can keep

facebook fakeout 

when you accept a friend request (via facebook) from a chick that looks hot in her picture - but upon looking at the profile you realize she is:

a) a fatty

b) not the girl in the picture

c) something else that pisses me off.
"This hot bitch requested me the other day and then i realized she pulled a facebook fakeout on my ass"

"Bitches and hoes, man. Bitches and hoes."
facebook fakeout by pizzaman2o1o January 13, 2008

facebook fakeout 

A person who appears to be attractive from pictures on facebook but is in fact quite ugly.
Friend:(looking at girls on facebook) Wow this girl is hott.
Me: Naw dude, I know her and that chick is a facebook fakeout.

Facebook Fake-out

The act of when an ugly but yet photogenic person posts multiple deceiving photos of themselves to fake-out the viewer.
(Kyle) OMG! Did you see that girl Jordan on Facebook!? She is SMOKIN'!!!!

(Tanner) Have you ever seen her in person? She is a fat cunt and a total Facebook fake-out.

Facebook Fake-Out

When an individual appears to be very attractive in his/her Facebook pictures, but in real life his/her attractiveness is a fraction of what it appeared to be on Facebook. Similar to forty yard fake out
Guy 1: Wow... that first meet-up did not go well.

Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: Well, she seemed way more attractive on her Facebook profile than she did in real life.
Guy 2: You my friend are victim of a Facebook Fake-Out.
Facebook Fake-Out by normalguyz August 6, 2011

Facebook Fake-Out

When a person uses camera angles, lighting, black&white, photoshop, professional photoshop (oops, I meant senior pictures), and more face paint than an Apache Indian to appear attractive over the interwebs.
That girl's profile pic was sexy, but, when I met at that party last night, she was hella' hit. She's a total Facebook Fake-Out.
Facebook Fake-Out by Higheena September 9, 2011
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A)
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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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