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face-paint 

The sexual act of having your face coated in your lover's feces whether it be solid feces or not, thus producing several different terms:
spray painting (direct from the ass, liquid), roller painting (rolling a solid terd with the hand on your lover's face), stick painting (use of a solid terd like a pencil to make artistic designs on your lover's face).
I'm going to this big facepainting party later, wanna come?

I facepainted my girl last night and she licked her face clean.

I don't like sex, I just like face-painting.

My kid said he wanted a face-painting so I did it; does that make me a bad father?
face-paint by Nimlins October 1, 2010

Face-paint 

When a male covers a woman’s face in semen.
He gave her a good face-paint.
Face-paint by Tajjytajj May 11, 2025

face paint

I pulled it out and I gave her a good coat of face paint!
face paint by scottyboyswa November 17, 2006

face paint

make-up
That dirty didn't look so good in the morning after I fucked the face paint off her mug.
face paint by Herb N. Dictionary November 4, 2002

face paint

I face painted that bitches face like a artist
face paint by ccfgfbnfc December 5, 2002

Face paint

cut each others faces and smear the blood
He asked me to play face paint with him
Face paint by scenequeenbitch<33 December 6, 2006
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