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Face-Friend 

Someone you are "friends" with on a website, such as Facebook and don't aknowledge when you see them outside the internets . You talk to eachother, make up inside jokes, and even have deep and meaningful conversations for hours online. However, you mutually don't even grant eachother a simple "Hey" when passing in real live.
"So is Anna going to be at your party this Friday? I saw your wall-to-wall and you guys seem to be pretty close these days."

"Hahah, no way. We're just face-friends. I have no desire to see her in the flesh."
Face-Friend by hell's bells June 27, 2007
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Face Friend 

A person who is your friend to you in person but lies about you behind your back when your not around .
Why does Lisa act so nice in person but talk about you when your not here .....because she is a face friend .
Face Friend by realtalk86 September 26, 2015

2 face friend 

always talk shit but never say it in your face
she or he is a bitch

need to kick her ass when you see her
2 face friend by somoreya April 21, 2018

In-Your-Face-book Friend 

A Facebook Friend who constantly posts or re-posts religious or political slams...or other "In-Your-Face" type content.
Jane: Did you see what your cousin posted on Facebook? I don't know why we're Friends...he's always posting stuff that pisses me off.

Joe: Yeah...he's my In-Your-Face-book Friend. If he's posted that Chick-fil-A crap once, he's posted it a thousand times! Enough already...get that shit outta-my-face, man!

Friend To Face 

Someone who is the kindest, nicest, greatest, person to your face. However; they are your worst enemy behind your back, but you don't know it. It's often hard to tell between them and an actual friend so third parties come in handy
Friend to Face: OMG! ILY SO MUCH
You: You too, I GTG
*after you leave*
Friend to Face: Ugh! Finally! She's so fugly I can't even
Friend To Face by jessj505 January 11, 2015

Face friends 

People who you are only friends with to their face. You don't hang out with them on a daily basis, because you can only spend so much time with them.
"have you hung out with Sara recently"
"no we're just face friends"
Face friends by cookieshark460 June 28, 2016

Friendly face 

A friendly face can be used to describe the presence of you and your friends. Instead of refering to yourself in the first person; objectify yourself.
"Let's pop our friendly face in and see your sister"
"We could pop our friendly faces into the shop on the way homw to get snacks in bowls"
Friendly face by Devonian Delia January 25, 2006
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