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Face Taint 

That area of your face between your top lip and your nose.
It taint quite your nose and taint quite yours lip.
He kicked me right in the Face Taint.
Face Taint by Joel and Cherrie December 31, 2011
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Face taint 

The area between your nose and your upper lip. 'Taint your nose and 'taint your lip!
His mustache is so bushy it completely hides his face taint!
Face taint by Ron Greenberg November 7, 2007

Face Taint 

The area between the two orifices of your mouth--between your nose and your mouth.
I shaved my face taint yesterday, my moustache was starting to look scraggly.

Taint Face 

A Term of Endearment, used for those who are a complete Dickhead, and have an ass-chin. Therefore, Their Face would be the 'Taint'. Hence The Name, Taint Face.
Wow! That Dickhead, with an ass-chin, was a real Taint Face!
Taint Face by ScrotumBalls February 23, 2009

face tainting

Similar to tea bagging but with the patch of skin between the ball sack and the anus. One repeatedly dips it into another's face for oral stimulation.
My boyfriend licked my taint last night while I bounced on his face. I totally love face tainting
face tainting by Bitch Bee July 30, 2017

facetaint 

The polar opposite of your taint...the area between your upper lip and your nose.
mustache hair separates at this point... (facetaint).
I split my face taint on my friends fist.
When one smells a fine cigar you swipe the cigar across your face taint...
facetaint by Majongen July 7, 2008

mexican facepaint 

you take a dump on a girls chest and use your weiner as a paintbrush and the poop as paint and paint the girls face
I totally gave some girl some mexican facepaint
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When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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