Face munch 

The way someone kisses another with there mouths wide open, almost like they are eating each other's faces off an it is the most vile think to see

"Ahahahaha Dude look at those two over there, there proper face munching"

Face munch by Grayster August 2, 2015

face muncher

1. One who masticates upon the flesh of the face; a cannibal.
2. A loser.

Marcus is such a face muncher.

face muncher by pizazz April 20, 2006

face muncher

Someone who is constantly making out with someone; Usually a girlfriend or boyfriend

No tag alongs, so leave your face muncher at home.

face muncher by ramoz1 October 24, 2010

butt face muncher 

One who is known to munch on the faces of butts, or an individual so irritating that you're almost positive that they munch on the faces of butts. See also: Ass hat.

Man, Carrot Top...what a butt face muncher.

butt face muncher by cliffordmermaid November 4, 2008

ass munching cunt face 

The third most offensive insult someone can receive. see cunt muffin, and cock juggling thunder cunt

Go to hell you ass munching cunt face.

ass munching cunt face by Failbot6669 June 20, 2011

Canadian facemuncher

A Canadian spider who from time to time will jump off the ground and fly a short distance, landing on someone's face. It will then begin to munch and chew on the unfortunate person's face.

Some cooking show: "The rare Canadian facemuncher can sometimes be found in herbal teas and other such drinks."

Canadian facemuncher by nolrik November 13, 2011

facenunchuck 

The act of hitting your face with a nunchuck. Used mainly when you're playing a Wii game and do something stupid. Can also be used in two player situations.

P1: *Gets killed by a Goomba in Super Mario Bros*
P2: *Facenunchuck*

facenunchuck by Schnozzlekinds November 21, 2010