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Face Leech 

A male friend who uses you to meet women and becomes their friend on Facebook. They accomplish this by hanging out with you in casual settings (ie. bar/festival/party). When you bump into or meet up with female friends he will latch on to her/them by using Facebook. He's very unsuspecting and he does it in secret while you are in the bathroom or distracted in another conversation with someone else. He will approach her innocently and say something like "Hey, are you guys friends on Facebook? Can I be your friend too?"

He will do this with your current girlfriend, ex-girlfriends, or long time female friends.

Ways to figure if your friend is Face Leech:

1. Hang out with him at a bar till you accidentally bump in to a female friend. Next morning, check to see if they are friends on Facebook. If they are friends and you seemed to have missed the conversation about them being friends on Facebook... Your friend is probably a Face Leech.

2. Look in your mutual friends with him. If its all girls and just another guy or two... He's most likely a Face Leech.
Dude, Bob and I were hangin at the bar and accidentally bumped in to my ex-girlfriend Kristin... and now their Facebook friends!?!?!?!? I hope that Face Leech isn't' trying to go for sloppy seconds!
Face Leech by PASSO3058 July 25, 2010
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Face leech 

A parasite with great audacity; a feeding parasite easily seen by others; a funny parasite that reminds one of ‘good times’; a small but colorful jungle creature good for a laugh; a creature easily plucked off and thrown away.

Origin: picture of Madagascar leech on the face of the world’s leading expert on leeches, Mai Fahmy.
Honey, hold still for a second. You’ve got a face leech. Got it!
Face leech by bespectacled May 6, 2022

futhermucker shit face dick headed leach 

Usually a term used for assholes and/or fuckboys
Girl 1: hey what's wrong?

Girl 2: nothing, just went through a tuff break up.

Girl 1: Aw, what did that futhermucker shit face dick headed leach do?

Faceleech 

A faceleech is a person who constantly requests to be your friend on facebook, even-though you keep rejecting him/her.
Ivan: So brittany keeps trying to add me as a friend on facebook.
Angela: So she's faceleeching you!
Ivan: Why faceleeching?
Angela: Cause she's draining all your energy when you ignore her requests!
Faceleech by Angel Parra-samra January 7, 2010

Collective 600 pound gorilla 

A group of people that rolls 600 pounds deep, which is really no different than if one person acted like the 600 pound gorilla all by themself, it's just bullying spread around a group to fuck with somebody. Just like each person has an asshole, and to some degree is an asshole, a collective 600 pound gorilla has a collective asshole so that no one person has to take responsibility for being the asshole or the one who said this or that.
The collective 600 pound gorilla was punching its chest, showing who the alphas were.
Word of the Day on June 12, 2026

Team of Destiny 

noun

A sports team/organization that by all conventional metrics should not have success/wins in whatever activity, but somehow by apparent luck they find a way to win.
example: "The 2013-2014 University of Auburn football team was the team of destiny that year that managed to make it all the way to the championship."
Team of Destiny by BIGDADY February 8, 2024
Word of the Day on June 11, 2026

House Mouse

A man or women, unmarried, and living like a house wife or house husband. A house mouse is very pampered and well cared for, in exchange for this the mouse takes care of the house and anything elts to keep master happy.
What do you do for work?
I dont work, I'm someone's house mouse.
House Mouse by Pampered Bitch July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on June 10, 2026