Definitions by bespectacled

Face leech 

A parasite with great audacity; a feeding parasite easily seen by others; a funny parasite that reminds one of ‘good times’; a small but colorful jungle creature good for a laugh; a creature easily plucked off and thrown away.

Origin: picture of Madagascar leech on the face of the world’s leading expert on leeches, Mai Fahmy.

Honey, hold still for a second. You’ve got a face leech. Got it!

Face leech by bespectacled May 6, 2022

Aqua buddha 

A water bong.
A marijuana pipe with water (aqua) which allows for the conscious altering effects of smoking pot (the state of the Buddha/enlightenment).

The college kids at the party all Bow to the Aqua Buddha.

Aqua buddha by bespectacled October 21, 2010

spray the lizard

intercourse from a woman's perspective

"I've got to go home now, girls. Time to spray the lizard."

spray the lizard by bespectacled July 12, 2009