when your nose cums
every time you sneeze or blow your nose, the face jizz appears
by Dirty Clever Kid December 18, 2009
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A facial expression that mirrors that of a male that has just ejaculated. The expression will undoubtedly be one of simultaneous euphoria and relief.
They should've picked a different cover for that magazine because that dude was sporting his jizz face.
by word2k9 July 12, 2009
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1) a weird face with a tiny smrik/smile and taunting eyes starring at u, like they just jizz
roshan's jizz face looked like a homo
by niki August 28, 2003
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1. A retarded fagot; someone who you don't give a rats ass about.

2. Some stupid prick who has a terrible case of acne; in which the acne is so bad it appears that person must have rubbed Crisco all over his face 36 hours before, smoked a pile of pubes, rubbed his face on his calico cats gooch, and given himself a "Dirty Sanchez" while laying in a bubble bath with the lights low, Kenny G. playing, rose pedals everywhere, and a bottle of sparkling grape juice instead of Chardonnay.

3. Someone who gets real drunk, goes home all alone because he couldn't get any one to come home with, at the local club/bar. Shaves his left leg (user preference) and pleasures him self a "Hello Stranger" to think he is getting a hand job from a female.
1. What a freeken "Jizz Face"!
My freeken art teacher's mom is such a "Jizz Face"

2. Dab Nabbit, I just want to get a paring knife and slice off all that acne off hos "Jizz Face".
You look just like your father when he was your age, accept he didn't have such a "Jizz Face".

3. I saw that dude at the club through his apartment window last night; he was on his bed w/ his leg shaved giving himself a "Hello Stranger"
by ChrisThePiss February 25, 2008
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The 'Jizz Face' originated from Boise, ID because of all the ecstasy that was going around that kids got tired of the 'Thizz Face'.
The Jizz Face is the face you make when you jizz, cum, semen, semenate, white stuff all over the place. It doesn't matter if it's from your hand, oral sex, anal sex or any type of fellatio. Anyone can do it.
Fuck The Thizz Face. It's The Jizz Face.

Jizz Or Die!!!

Guy1: What Are You Doing?!
Guy2: It's The JIZZ FACE!!!!!
by Blackus Maximus July 18, 2011
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"a grl w/ a sturdy chin, doin the thizz face"

aka a grl w/ a dome-able face.
thug: "SHE GOT A JIZZ FACE"
thugII: "tru"
by lukash October 17, 2006
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any person who believes they are better than everyone else and sucks off members in command.
by sanchez February 12, 2005
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