Face Jizz 

when your nose cums

every time you sneeze or blow your nose, the face jizz appears

Face Jizz by Dirty Clever Kid December 18, 2009

jizz face

A facial expression that mirrors that of a male that has just ejaculated. The expression will undoubtedly be one of simultaneous euphoria and relief.

They should've picked a different cover for that magazine because that dude was sporting his jizz face.

jizz face by word2k9 July 11, 2009

Andrew Jizz Face Rivas 

An idiot who loves to "show off" his "skill" which he lacks in everything. Known to wear shades even inside and on cloudy days and wears hats in douche bag mode(backwards). Random, really, and imagine are the favorite words of a "Andrew Jizz Face rivas"

"all random!"
"Andrew Jizz Face Rivas!"

Andrew Jizz Face Rivas by Yobro12 April 1, 2009

jizz face

1) a weird face with a tiny smrik/smile and taunting eyes starring at u, like they just jizz

roshan's jizz face looked like a homo

jizz face by niki August 27, 2003

jizz face

1. A retarded fagot; someone who you don't give a rats ass about.

2. Some stupid prick who has a terrible case of acne; in which the acne is so bad it appears that person must have rubbed Crisco all over his face 36 hours before, smoked a pile of pubes, rubbed his face on his calico cats gooch, and given himself a "Dirty Sanchez" while laying in a bubble bath with the lights low, Kenny G. playing, rose pedals everywhere, and a bottle of sparkling grape juice instead of Chardonnay.

3. Someone who gets real drunk, goes home all alone because he couldn't get any one to come home with, at the local club/bar. Shaves his left leg (user preference) and pleasures him self a "Hello Stranger" to think he is getting a hand job from a female.

1. What a freeken "Jizz Face"!
My freeken art teacher's mom is such a "Jizz Face"

2. Dab Nabbit, I just want to get a paring knife and slice off all that acne off hos "Jizz Face".
You look just like your father when he was your age, accept he didn't have such a "Jizz Face".

3. I saw that dude at the club through his apartment window last night; he was on his bed w/ his leg shaved giving himself a "Hello Stranger"

jizz face by ChrisThePiss February 25, 2008

Jizz Face

The 'Jizz Face' originated from Boise, ID because of all the ecstasy that was going around that kids got tired of the 'Thizz Face'.
The Jizz Face is the face you make when you jizz, cum, semen, semenate, white stuff all over the place. It doesn't matter if it's from your hand, oral sex, anal sex or any type of fellatio. Anyone can do it.

Fuck The Thizz Face. It's The Jizz Face.

Jizz Or Die!!!

Guy1: What Are You Doing?!
Guy2: It's The JIZZ FACE!!!!!

Jizz Face by Blackus Maximus July 17, 2011

jizz face limey

It is a term used for every dumb assed British mother fucker, tea sucking, monkey licking cunt fart. That lives on the little piece of shit island known as Great Britain. Most if not all are totally jealous that we are the 1st country to get it done right. But they are still better then those nasty ass frogs over in France. ...Oh by the way great move by your queer ass Prince Harry, wearing that Nazi uniform. Real classy!! We should come ove there and throw him in an Jew burning oven. See how he likes that.

Every one in Great Britain except Tony Blair, is a Jizz Face Limey.

jizz face limey by Gary B January 16, 2005