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A facial expression that mirrors that of a male that has just ejaculated. The expression will undoubtedly be one of simultaneous euphoria and relief.
They should've picked a different cover for that magazine because that dude was sporting his jizz face.
by word2k9 July 11, 2009

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The act of dominating a project, contest, or game and making it so one-sided that it gives the appearance to any third-person perspective that one has transformed into a massive man-eating beast that is both invulnerable and omnipotent.
I don't know why the Patriots showed up today. The Chiefs are doing Beast Work on them.
by word2k9 January 18, 2011

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Straight up tellin some bustas you are unable to produce an adequate answer.
Your boy just asked me what chlamydia look like and I had to tell him - maiono, I never had the urge to peek.
by word2k9 May 08, 2009

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Informing someone that their bodily fluids are inferior to the default human standard.
No, we do not want to ball with your weak sauce self. Your sauce is weak, son, get over it.
by word2k9 July 09, 2009

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Contracted form of get out normally used when a sudden spark of enthusiasm overwhelms the user because of another spontaneous occurrence.
Allen: I'm taking this one coast to coast.

{Shot gets blocked}

Rasheed: GOUT!!!!
by word2k9 September 15, 2009

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