Face Hurt

Face hurt occurs when you laugh so hard that your face hurts. The only solution to correct face hurt is a Jawhorse. This will enable you to put your face-hurt jaw back into postion.

Stop making me laugh!!! I have so much face hurt!!! Now I gotta go purchase Jawhorse to fix face hurt!!!!

Face Hurt by hossy tussy August 30, 2010

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Hurt ass face

Any person who is so damn ugly that civilized words cannot describe the extent of their extreme ugliness

Devin: Hey Lucien! Have you seen the Walsh sisters?
Lucien: No
Devin: Lucky you cause those two ho's have some hurt ass faces!!

Hurt ass face by Da truth as far as you know August 6, 2011

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Face Hurt • your face hurts my ears • Hurt ass face • Face • face time • face rape • face plant • face fuck • Face Off • face card

your face hurts my ears

the only thing that is greater than no u

Jim: ur mom gay
Bob: no u
Jim: your face hurts my ears
Bob: literally fucking dies

your face hurts my ears by hillo ren2 February 10, 2019

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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