Face Hurt

Face hurt occurs when you laugh so hard that your face hurts. The only solution to correct face hurt is a Jawhorse. This will enable you to put your face-hurt jaw back into postion.
Stop making me laugh!!! I have so much face hurt!!! Now I gotta go purchase Jawhorse to fix face hurt!!!!
by hossy tussy August 30, 2010
mugGet the Face Hurtmug.

your face hurts my ears

the only thing that is greater than no u
Jim: ur mom gay
Bob: no u
Jim: your face hurts my ears
Bob: literally fucking dies
by hillo ren2 February 10, 2019
mugGet the your face hurts my earsmug.

hurt faced

to be so upset it shows in your facial expression.
"that bitch was straight hurt faced when i told her the business!"
by kalabeth_a_g December 21, 2008
mugGet the hurt facedmug.