face boner 

1. A case of classic cheesin in which you cannot wipe the smile from your face. A face boner is usually due to happiness in a relationship but it may be used in other instances as well.

*It is possible to experience a face boner and a real boner simultaneously.

Dude: I totally nailed a smokin' hot babe last night!

Chad: Dude you don't have to tell me, your face boner gave it away!

face boner by j--hole November 3, 2008

Face Boner 

When you get a hard on from seeing a only a cute/attractive face.

Damn, that Ariana Grande pic gave me a wicked Face Boner.

Face Boner by ABCDsbr January 26, 2018

Face boner

Somebody with a characteristically, objectively considered, large nose

“You know Ringo Starr?”

“The Beatle with the face boner? Yep.”

Face boner by assortmentofrandomletters March 28, 2026

Face-boner

Something that really sucks, or is really depressing

My birthday was a total face-boner again

Face-boner by YOUNOWHAVEONEKNEECAP January 11, 2009

Boner face 

One's facial expression when they have a boner.
It is more to do with the horny aura than with an actual boner. There is a slight smile, glint in the eyes and laid back body with the dick as the controller of all thoughts.

I thought Colt would for sure smash that girl! He had such a boner face!

Boner face by Sriracha_cake March 4, 2021

boner-face 

The face one makes when they have what they think to be a great idea and get very excited. Similar to the face made when popping a boner.

Matt had such a boner-face when he talked about his idea to spend spring break in Cancun.

boner-face by Broin' out April 1, 2011

Boner Face 

Ones facial expression at the initial sight of something or someone that turns them on unexpectedly

Man I hope that chick didn't see my boner face!

Boner Face by Forest Webster September 11, 2009