face blast

Getting high on marijuana.

Anyone wanna go for a face blast?

by emit June 11, 2008

face blast

the act of farting while standing, then sitting down-placing your face where your ass just was.

"Oh man! I just face blasted myself!"

by Alexjayna the Gross December 7, 2009

Face Blast

When you get your face blasted by the wind

Simon "I went out on the bike for a blast"
Kev "What sort off a blast"
Simon "A face blast"

by Slee182 April 7, 2009

face blast

when skiing copios amounts of powder snow its common for the light powder to fly up into the air and blast ones face.

Andrea was skiing a steep powder covered slope while on ski vacation. When returning to the lodge she exclaimed the snow was so deep I had multiple face blasts.

by powderskiutah March 12, 2011

Email face blast

In direct email marketing, an email face blast takes place when a product promotion is sent out to a large number of targeted recipients simultaneously. Typically, this full-bore marking approach is used during in new campaigns introducing never before-seen products.

Jason: Email face blast is going out tomorrow on that new OTP promo.

Koyfie: Don't forget to send tissues along with that.

by Don's Johnson August 8, 2012

Cock Blast to the Face

When jerking off the sperm is ejactulated in your parteners face

Hey my face hurts, i got a cock blast to the face... OU!!!

by james o'brian November 19, 2003

the blue-face blastoff

More commonly known as "Autoerotic Asphyxiation"

“I guess you can use anything. I mean you can use an iPhone charger, shoelace, a necktie, a jump rope.”

He decided to do the blue-face blastoff and now that sweet chariot has come for to carry him home.

by thericardo June 3, 2018