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'Fuck you' monster 

A monster that intends to kick your tuccus and generally makes things difficult for you.
I forgot that the guardian ape is a 'Fuck you' monster
'Fuck you' monster by ScavvBOI November 17, 2020

Poop Monster Shit Fuck 

When A Really Fat/Obese Man Fucks A Girl In The Ass So Hard That They Shit, Thus Making The Man Really Horny And Smears It All Over Himself Then Eating It
Man I Totally Just Got Done Poop Monster Shit Fucking This Really Hot Babe

fuckmonster 

A phrase almost exclusively used by men talking about women.
A girlfriend with an absurdly high sex-drive, which initally seems great, but then you realise it's far higher than yours and you can barely keep-up, you can't sleep, you've no energy, you feel like death and STILL SHE WANTS MORE
James was overjoyed with his new girlfriend, but soon found-out that she was a fuckmonster.
fuckmonster by Andy WRX August 21, 2008

fuckmonster 

A relationship definition somewhere between "friend-with-benefits" and "disease trader."
Ro Bag: "I'm not Katy's boyfriend, I'm just her Fuckmonster!"
fuckmonster by Marcus Chizzle December 28, 2005

fuckminsterfullerene

When 60 carbon-based life forms fuck eachother all at the same time in a geodesic 60-way orgy.
Ready for the fuckminsterfullerene tonight? I invited only 58 other people I found on Tinder. It’ll be absolutely lit.
fuckminsterfullerene by Bad C dev February 22, 2023

fuckmunster 

Someone you've had intimate relations with who turns out to be an absolute asshole....
"I can't believed I even LIKED that fuckmunster."
fuckmunster by ckerr June 5, 2007