fuck me dead
Aussie exclamation of surprise, amazement or frustation. Does well enough on its own, although can be followed up with "and bury me pregnant" for extra effect.
fuck me dead by Choda Boy 57 August 12, 2006
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fuck me dead
fuck me dead by bread infection December 28, 2005
fuck me dead
It means basicly the same thing as "Oh shit" or "fuck a duck". Not intended to be used in a sexual way.
fuck me dead by lacey February 14, 2005
fuck me dead
"Bro I heard your crush say that she hates you and that you are so fucking annoying"
"Well, fuck me dead"
"Well, fuck me dead"
fuck me dead by RaydennGRC March 4, 2023
fuck me dead!
An expression of extreme astonishment and surprise. Expresses more surprise than, e.g., "holy shit!"
Used extensively in the film "Welcome to Woop Woop!"
Used extensively in the film "Welcome to Woop Woop!"
fuck me dead! by gafox June 24, 2004
Fuck me dead with a 10-foot pole
1. An expression implying astonishment, distaste, anger or amusement.
2. A literal invitation to fuck someone to the point of death with a 10-foot pole.
2. A literal invitation to fuck someone to the point of death with a 10-foot pole.
1. Person A: Fuck me dead with a 10-foot pole, that roadkill is gross.
Person B: I know what you mean.
2. Person A: Fuck me dead with a 10-foot pole.
Person B: Righto. *zip*
Person B: I know what you mean.
2. Person A: Fuck me dead with a 10-foot pole.
Person B: Righto. *zip*
Fuck me dead with a 10-foot pole by Disclaimer October 7, 2006
Fuck me dead cunt
Australian slang, used during a bout of serious anger or displeasure, generally directed towards another individual.
Guy 1: Sorry boss I forgot to bring me tools to work today.
Guy 2: “FUCK ME DEAD CUNT”... You useless fuck.
Guy 2: “FUCK ME DEAD CUNT”... You useless fuck.
Fuck me dead cunt by Total Yobbo May 6, 2021
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