FTFDA

Fuck The FDA (Food and Drug Administration)

This was on a sticker that was sent out by Redux Products when their item "Cocaine Energy" had to change it's name to "No Name" because the FDA got pissed.

"Doood, the FDA suck man..."

"Yaaa man, FTFDA!"

by godfathr871 May 3, 2010

ftfa

Abbreviation for "from the fucking article". Used frequently on Fark when quoting from a linked site.

related to rtfa

Did you even rtfa?

Yeah! That quote is right ftfa!

by yakboy42 November 17, 2007

FTFA

From The Farkin Article
Used when quoting directly from an article in a discussion thread, as in FARK.COM
related:
RTFA: Read The Farkin Article, which can be a command or an announcement that you're on board.
DRTFA: Didn't Read The Farkin Article, as in, you couldn't be bothered and will assume to pick up the relevancy in the thread.

FTFA: "While his wife called police in Gravesend, Kent, Mark grappled with the teenager – who may have been attending a nearby party. He managed to flee but Mark chased him and marched him back to waiting cops."

Subscriber: He assaulted him a good distance away from his house. If it happened in the house then that's one thing but running him down when he's fleeing is premeditated assault.

by mrpeachycat November 25, 2007

ftfdrsrtv

when you try to get out of another definition quickly so you smash your face on the keyboard

oh shit.... ftfdrsrtv

by ftfrsrdvfbhgb December 11, 2019

ftfa

From the Fucking Article.

Derived from RTFA.

A: This isn't news, it's a parody
B: Where'd you see that
A: It's a quote FTFA. Second FUCKING paragraph.

by Shii November 12, 2007

FFDA

Fat fuckin' drug addict

Jeremy is a FFDA. He's always shootin' heroin in the bathroom at work.

by Rick James! January 4, 2008

FTFA

for the fire alarm

“Woah the portable charger blew up”

“Wow. That’s FTFA”

by Lilian.rhi March 24, 2019