ftfa 

Abbreviation for "from the fucking article". Used frequently on Fark when quoting from a linked site.

related to rtfa

Did you even rtfa?

Yeah! That quote is right ftfa!

ftfa by yakboy42 November 17, 2007

FTFA 

From The Farkin Article
Used when quoting directly from an article in a discussion thread, as in FARK.COM
related:
RTFA: Read The Farkin Article, which can be a command or an announcement that you're on board.
DRTFA: Didn't Read The Farkin Article, as in, you couldn't be bothered and will assume to pick up the relevancy in the thread.

FTFA: "While his wife called police in Gravesend, Kent, Mark grappled with the teenager – who may have been attending a nearby party. He managed to flee but Mark chased him and marched him back to waiting cops."

Subscriber: He assaulted him a good distance away from his house. If it happened in the house then that's one thing but running him down when he's fleeing is premeditated assault.

FTFA by mrpeachycat November 25, 2007

ftfa 

From the Fucking Article.

Derived from RTFA.

A: This isn't news, it's a parody
B: Where'd you see that
A: It's a quote FTFA. Second FUCKING paragraph.

ftfa by Shii November 12, 2007

FTFA 

for the fire alarm

“Woah the portable charger blew up”

“Wow. That’s FTFA”

FTFA by Lilian.rhi March 24, 2019

FTFA 

Face to face anal. When two partners engaged in coitus are able to make eye contact while performing anal sex.

"Up for some FTFA, breh?"

FTFA by Sluggo5922 October 13, 2009

FTFA 

Falling The Fuck Asleep

I am FTFA

FTFA by sikr April 29, 2012

FTFATV 

Fix The Fucking Apple TV - expression of aggravation at the ineffective use of AppleTV by Apple. Often expressed over lack of NetFlix, a real web browser, and other wall-garden issues.

I can watch streamed NetFlix on just about everything except Apple TV. FTFATV!!

FTFATV by StevenPJobs November 5, 2009