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FMSTL

Fuck my shitty tranny life.

Generally used by trans people to express frustration towards life circumstances they may be encountering, usually directly as a result of them being transgender.
"fmstl it's actually so over, why am I built like a god damn fridge"
by Q29uZnVzZWQgZWdn May 27, 2025
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fastlanefuck

Anyone driving slow in the fastlane on a roadway. Someone that should drive in the slowlane.
It sucks to be in a hurry and getting stuck behind a fastlanefuck.
by jpg3 July 30, 2011
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FMTL

An acronym for "Fuck My Thug Life"
A modified form of FML, or "Fuck My Life"
Aw shit man, I gotta drug test tomorrow. FMTL
by Cutmasta Roland January 18, 2010
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FMSL

"Today I was getting dressed after having sex with a guy I really like and he told me I looked better with my clothes on. FMSL"
by dead on September 3, 2009
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fstl

A total fuck up mistake. Acronym for Four Seasons Total Landscaping, small business next to adult bookstore in Philly where Team Trump accidentally held their press conference.
I showed up two hours late for my appointment because I wrote it down wrong. What an FSTL.
by Wordfinder2020 November 8, 2020
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Fistle

Making a fist then bumping knuckles with another person in a sign of friendship or kinship. Usually reserved as a farewell but can also be used to commemorate something good that just happened or as a sign of agreement.
He dropped me off at my car, I leaned in for a hug and he gave me a fistle instead.
by HeatherHolly January 2, 2009
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Fastlane

Amazing TV show that came on in 2002-2003 on FOX: hot cars, hot guys, hot girls, hot music, hot action...one of the only shows after 21 Jump Street (in the '80s) that made cops look cool.

Then all of a sudden, FOX decided to be a prick and move it to Friday nights and people stopped watching it. Why was this a stupid decision? Because each episode costed $2.6MILLION dollars to shoot in the Warner Bros. Studios - who would put a show with an extremely high cost of production on a Friday night?!

The series ended on a major cliffhanger with Billie being kidnapped and fans like myself were left with no resolution. Fastlane came out on DVD in July 2008 but sales were very low. Why? Because the entire soundtrack was changed due to copyright issues. It no longer had the same feel to it.

As a huge Fastlane fan, I hope that in the future we get a better DVD set, blu-ray collection of Fastlane, a Fastlane movie and a Fastlane SEASON 2.
Person 1: yo did u watch Fastlane yesterday?!

Person 2: yh it was well sik. did you see when van pissed on that dog?

Person 1: init! Van is da man.

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Person 1: I'm so gutted Fastlane finished!

Person 2: I KNOW! We didn't even get to see what happened to Billie! Are they making a season 2?

Person 1: no. FOX are too poor.
by takemeback June 1, 2010
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