fmpe

acronym for "Fuck My Pathetic Existence".

Person 1: Yeh, our biology is due next period.
Person 2: Omfg, are you serious? Fmpe.

Mum: Honey, we're out of sprinkles.
Joe: FMPE!!

fmpe by clayerr:* July 16, 2010

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FMPE

An acronym used to express 1) the painful reminiscence about all that has come to pass throughout the course of one's pathetic lifetime, 2) No hope for the a brighter tomorrow 3) Utter defeat & surrender in the face of life's brutal, never-ending onslaught of problems. All in all, if someone reaches this stage in life, then they're better off having their whole family tree eradicated.

Adam:Yo man, everything is going fucking wrong with my life. FMPE!!

Steve: Fucking die already.. emo fuck.

FMPE by Queer&here May 8, 2010

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fmpe = short version for
From My Personal Expirience.

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b: "FMPE it looks very nice, but it is just a BSD linux with some addons"

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Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

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1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

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"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

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